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“the smoking mouth”

(manipulated photo from “here” and here) “This photo is the updated version of Nixon’s ‘smoking gun’ story,” Angel Suarez says, standing at the front of Helen Riley’s fifth-grade “Current Events” class. Behind her on the screen pulled down over the … Continue reading

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“north of montana, e2”

(dugout view from here) Episode 2: “Welcome to L.A.” (A single camera, urban/mountain situation-comedy set mostly in L.A., about people finding their own, individual direction as they attempt to navigate the social misdirection around them, and try to earn a … Continue reading

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“north of montana, e1”

(photo from yellowstone insider) Episode 1: “Get Your Bearings Here” (A single camera, urban/mountain situation-comedy set mostly in L.A., about people finding their own, individual direction as they attempt to navigate the social misdirection around them, and try to earn … Continue reading

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“abraham bicycle”

(manipulated photo from pinterest and diversified antiques) “Okay, class,” Doc. Armbruiser says, “regarding this week’s writing prompt – ‘Three to six hundred words on how America, today, might regard the country’s 16th President, if, instead of a Lincoln, he’d been … Continue reading

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“last gasp sally”

(photo from “The Daily Mail”) Sally Franklin Jones — born April Fool’s Day, 1995 in Cedar Falls, Iowa, the latest offspring of what would grow to become a family of 26,912 siblings, before the industrial revolution gave way to the … Continue reading

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“mono-logos”

… a girl walks into a mess (photo from lovincup.com) Marebeth is writing her five-minutes of fame for this year’s “Senior Talent Show.” Yesterday, she bought a “humor dress” from the thrift store on Commerce Street, to show she’s serious. … Continue reading

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“recipes for”

… making sense of the current, totally baked political-economic nonsense (photo, and recipe, of oatmeal-raisin cookies w/o shortening, butter, or sugar from thekindlife.com) 1) Nonsense Cookies  1 fuck-ton of nonsense – (with a “fuck-ton” – as defined by the ghost … Continue reading

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“downward dogged”

(downward dog photo from shawnradcliffe.com) “It’s an exercise position in ‘U-ga’ – the new, personality work-out, derived from Yoga by some people at Ohio Presbyterian University,” Wendy says. “So it’s both a total, self-image stretch, and the expression of U-ga … Continue reading

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“alternate beauty facts”

… and why alt-right is the alt-wrong, baby-headed poli-phil of self-indulgent, fifty-something eight-year-olds – at this the ugly, bad-dream end of the cult of self (Kellyanne Conway photo from Reporte Nive1uno* on 20170127 – after coining the phrase “alternate facts” … Continue reading

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“from the story box”

… the big election and the coffee pot cafe (manipulated photo from etsystatic) (a stage play with scenes and no acts) SCENE 1 LIGHTS UP. The Coffee Pot Cafe, with a row of windows that overlook the sidewalk that runs … Continue reading

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act 4

 (Paul Newman – b. Jan. 26, 1925, Shaker Heights OH, d. Sept. 26, 2008 (83), Westport CT; photo from el bosquejo)

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“ranger bill – smokey in the city”

(photo manipulation of Smokey Bear who debued in 1944, the first poster illustrated by Albert Staehle, the bear named after “Smokey” Joe Martin, a heroic 1920s New York City fire fighter) RANGER BILL – SMOKEY IN THE CITY Episode 1: … Continue reading

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“weight-loss cruises”

(photo montage from here and here) (scene 27 – on-board Weight-Loss Cruise Lines’ “M.V. Diarrhea”) MC: (at stage mike) Now, fellow cruisers, you’re in for a special treat. So, please, put your anal sphincters together for — Pri-vate Head!!! (a … Continue reading

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from comments left elsewhere

… on “The Grand Tour” vs “The Detectorists,” with London tv producer in the making Lucy Smith (photo of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy from pinterest) … meanwhile yesterday, as you are posting your thoughts from London on Amazon’s “The … Continue reading

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notes on writing below

Notice of Copyright: all writing posted here by the writer using the web name “zombiedisco101” and the pen name “D.T. Hart,” unless otherwise attributed, is copyright by him on date of posting format: a) “titles” in quotes are fiction, b) … Continue reading

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“sketch sketchy”

(photo of the Hetch Hetchy Valley, early 1900s, from a Sierra Club Bulletin 1908) With a deep valley of similarity between Sanford William “Hilltop” Englethwart’s ego, and the Sierra Nevada water system that supplied water to the golden real-estated hills … Continue reading

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act 4 – curtis hanson

(Curtis Hanson, b. Reno NV, Mar 24, 1945 – d. Los Angeles CA, Sep 20, 2016, age 71; photo from picsofcelebrities.com) _______________ music: ▸ Bob Dylan performing “Things Have Changed”, music video 2000, directed by Curtis Hanson, song written for … Continue reading

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“angerona”

… as the aging goddess of standup comedy (photo montage from: a) Angerona (Ahn-jer-‘own-a), by Johann Christian Wilhelm Beyer (1725-1796), Schönbrunn gardens, Vienna; and b) empty stage from heathkrueger.com) (Scene 27 – The Romance in Carbon Dating.) ANGERONA MARKSALOT: (steps … Continue reading

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“modest-o”

… life in California’s ego-free zone (flying busker in silver lamé, KT Tunstall, playing air guitar on the video of “All or Nothing” *) Before being originally settled by the continental migrant-descendants of human cargo originally shipped across the Atlantic … Continue reading

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“exacerbations”

… on a song of time and place, with help from 3 dumbwaiters (photo from Complete Lift Company) 1) The door to dumbwaiter no. 1 rolls slowly, up and back. Like a chicken that stiffly elevates her bulk at 4:15 … Continue reading

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