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“bad night, short light”

… kite for sale (photo of a Columbia “Standard” bicycle ca. 1880, from the Smithsonian) Charles Isherwood Greenleigh Sale, “CIGS” for short, was a tall fellow of some renown. “The length of person you’d gladly welcome onto a boat, in … Continue reading

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“too”

… a story of excess as told by three, temporarily reformed excessories (photo from green-weaver.com) Scene 27 (A cool glade on a hot day.) ANGEL PURSLANE FREEBUSH FRANK: (looks out from wood edge, smiling) Feel that air? So — cool. … Continue reading

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“ego, a me go”

… and the distal thunderdome of break-gazing at the mirror of the bloated-gloated self (photos of flame and Vogelkop bowerbirds — with 5-min videos at the links) “Break-gazing — it’s like break-dancing, but as a narcissism syncopation thing, where you … Continue reading

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“the four jockeys of the apopka-lypse”

(photo from ittyandbitty.com) “The boys” — aka Billy Evers, Theodore “Hangers” Timms, Franklin “MoonSpoon” Willis, and Sharky Gilmore — rode their bikes most weekday mornings, during their summer break between grades three and four at Andrew Molton Elementary, to the … Continue reading

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“love for sale”

… and the art of selling anything on eBay, while pimping la histoire (photo from theguardian.com) It took a few months to figure out exactly what was going on. Even for the software geeks at eBay in San Jose, it … Continue reading

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“bus talk”

… while exchanging condolences with the psychotic-in-chief (bus photo from outfrontmedia.com) 1) Lucille, please come back where you belong. LADY JACKS: (40-something girl in fire engine red spandex jumpsuit, lime green hair and moo-goo-party pink sweatshirt with “Foley’s Jacks Will … Continue reading

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“leaderships”

… and other things that float on seas of mysterious importance (not to scale photo montage of: a) Royal Caribbean’s “MS Harmony of the Seas” – launched 2016, 1,200′ long, 227,000 tons, 6,000 passengers, crew of 2,000; and b) a … Continue reading

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“anger management, 101”

… a survey of current events and other tribal social, regurgitated deformities from the dark and brutal, beastie night (photo from BBC story Aug 13, 2017) GUY WITH CLUB: A/*Q#N@ #O$P!M%$ SH(#&P$>W*Yr@! K//G^>FFF<!!! MERRIAM WEBSTER'S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY TRANSLATION: ugh \often … Continue reading

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“penis colada”

… a favorite drink for infamous people (penis colada photo from here and here Ingredients and Special Tools a) one very tiny, presidential penis b) one industrial-grade strainer Steps a) Remove the penis from the owner with a dull, rusty … Continue reading

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“the smoking mouth”

(manipulated photo from “here” and here) “This photo is the updated version of Nixon’s ‘smoking gun’ story,” Angel Suarez says, standing at the front of Helen Riley’s fifth-grade “Current Events” class. Behind her on the screen pulled down over the … Continue reading

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“north of montana, e2”

(dugout view from here) Episode 2: “Welcome to L.A.” (A single camera, urban/mountain situation-comedy set mostly in L.A., about people finding their own, individual direction as they attempt to navigate the social misdirection around them, and try to earn a … Continue reading

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“north of montana, e1”

(photo from yellowstone insider) Episode 1: “Get Your Bearings Here” (A single camera, urban/mountain situation-comedy set mostly in L.A., about people finding their own, individual direction as they attempt to navigate the social misdirection around them, and try to earn … Continue reading

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“abraham bicycle”

(manipulated photo from pinterest and diversified antiques) “Okay, class,” Doc. Armbruiser says, “regarding this week’s writing prompt – ‘Three to six hundred words on how America, today, might regard the country’s 16th President, if, instead of a Lincoln, he’d been … Continue reading

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“last gasp sally”

(photo from “The Daily Mail”) Sally Franklin Jones — born April Fool’s Day, 1995 in Cedar Falls, Iowa, the latest offspring of what would grow to become a family of 26,912 siblings, before the industrial revolution gave way to the … Continue reading

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“mono-logos”

… a girl walks into a mess (photo from lovincup.com) Marebeth is writing her five-minutes of fame for this year’s “Senior Talent Show.” Yesterday, she bought a “humor dress” from the thrift store on Commerce Street, to show she’s serious. … Continue reading

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“recipes for”

… making sense of the current, totally baked political-economic nonsense (photo, and recipe, of oatmeal-raisin cookies w/o shortening, butter, or sugar from thekindlife.com) 1) Nonsense Cookies  1 fuck-ton of nonsense – (with a “fuck-ton” – as defined by the ghost … Continue reading

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“downward dogged”

(downward dog photo from shawnradcliffe.com) “It’s an exercise position in ‘U-ga’ – the new, personality work-out, derived from Yoga by some people at Ohio Presbyterian University,” Wendy says. “So it’s both a total, self-image stretch, and the expression of U-ga … Continue reading

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“alternate beauty facts”

… and why alt-right is the alt-wrong, baby-headed poli-phil of self-indulgent, fifty-something eight-year-olds – at this the ugly, bad-dream end of the cult of self (Kellyanne Conway photo from Reporte Nive1uno* on 20170127 – after coining the phrase “alternate facts” … Continue reading

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“from the story box”

… the big election and the coffee pot cafe (manipulated photo from etsystatic) (a stage play with scenes and no acts) SCENE 1 LIGHTS UP. The Coffee Pot Cafe, with a row of windows that overlook the sidewalk that runs … Continue reading

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act 4

 (Paul Newman – b. Jan. 26, 1925, Shaker Heights OH, d. Sept. 26, 2008 (83), Westport CT; photo from el bosquejo)

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